David says:
add mel

Mel has been added to the conversation.

Squishy says:
mel's cooking atm

David says:

cooking
and she lives with her mum
?
and she is 22
and she doesnt have a job ?



Squishy says:
she does have a job

David says:
does she worak at go lo
or mcdonlds
lol
lol
ol
lol

Squishy says:
worak?

David says:
work
does mel have fun at working at mcdonlds


Mel says:
excuse me?
i think i am over quallified to work at mc donalds david!

David says:
what do u wiork as than
fast food
kicth hand

Mel says:
a chef

Squishy says:
kicth?

Mel says:
a kitchen hand? LMFAO! PFFT!
as if ill stoop that low, thats a scungy job for a low life like you david

David says:
do kitchen hands wrok at your work mel

Mel says:
meanwhile, i run the kitchen, and tell that little scungy cu nt what to do!

Mel says:
yes they do david

David says:
so your a boos
and u boss them around
people like me

Squishy says:
a boos lmfao
dickheads...people like you...yes

Mel says:
no im not a boss of them, yet i have control to tell them what to do, when to do it and how to do it.
if they pi ss me off, they dont have a job

David says:

would u give me a job
?

Mel says:
u wouldnt last one shift david!

David says:


Squishy says:
you can clean the toilets with a toothbrush

Mel says:
u will be scared to get yopur hands dirty

David says:
it might be fun
having me around

Mel says:
you realise a kitchen hand washes dishes 99.9% of the time for that shift?

« WARDER » has been added to the conversation.

Mel says:
and you have to keep up, you fu ck up once, your gone!

Squishy says:
warden

Mel says:
im sorry david, but i seriosuly dont think that kind of job would really suit you

Squishy says:
the scity grad with yeloow sirez

« WARDER » says:
?

Mel says:
you just dont have it in you

David says:
i want money

Squishy says:
get a job

David says:
mekl wont give me one

Mel says:
the only job you will do in a restaurant, is scrub the ****ing toilets with tooth brushes!

David has left the conversation.

David has been added to the conversation.

Squishy says:
is that not good enough for u?

« WARDER » says:
didnt go well a a pimp, did he ?

Mel says:
and being a rude little sh it like that wont get you no where either

Squishy says:
the worst jobs usually pay more david

« WARDER » says:
as a ^

Mel says:
lol wardz, all the girls walked off the job and converted!

« WARDER » says:
hahaha

Squishy says:
cleaning toilets with a toothbrush...you might be lucky and get paid with billabong shirts

David says:
better of stay with cerlink

Mel says:
david, if u want respect in that business, you gotta give it, and being a faggot like yourself, it will get you no where, you know they like to test the little kitchen hands before tehy ire them? lmfao imagine the tests i will conduct! HAHA!
poor kid who comes n works with me!

Squishy says:
do u still want to wrok with mekl?

David says:
what kinda
test do u give them,

Squishy says:
algebra tests
?

Mel says:
why would i let out my secrets?
first one would be a spelling test, cant have you cut up veggies for a dish you dont even know how to spell
cant tell u to juliene and you do fu cking cubes can we!

David has left the conversation.

David has been added to the conversation.

David has left the conversation.

david says:
from now u will call me sir joanna u will not leave my island intil i say so my name will be yes sir
every time u speak its yes sir
or no sir

Squishy says:
lmfao
sir

« ωǺЯĐĒЯ » has been added to the conversation.

Squishy says:

now you have someone to talk to


« ωǺЯĐĒЯ » says:
i said talk to, not abuse. lol

Squishy says:
there's a difference?

« ωǺЯĐĒЯ » says:
rolfmao

Squishy says:
where did sir davey go?
if i can't leave the island why can you?

david says:
cosim sir david

Squishy says:
so...why aren't i allowed to leave the island?
and...since when was i on an island?

david says:
intill u complets 24 hours of my traine than u can be a privte

Squishy says:
er...wtf?

« ωǺЯĐĒЯ » says:
lol, what have you guys been feeding it now ?

Squishy says:
you have a model train i have to build?
lmfao..nothing too different i dont think

« ωǺЯĐĒЯ » says:
hahahah
brb, gotta restart

« ωǺЯĐĒЯ » has left the conversation.

Squishy says:
i think gosh went into warden's computer

« ωǺЯĐĒЯ » has been added to the conversation.

david says:


« ωǺЯĐĒЯ » says:


Squishy says:
he left the island sir david without your permission

david says:
get down and give me 40 push ups

« ωǺЯĐĒЯ » says:
... ill give you a kick in the Sir Knuts

david has left the conversation.

« ωǺЯĐĒЯ » says:
roflmao

Squishy says:
i dont think he liked that idea lol

-- Edited by squishysquidgy at 22:51, 2004-12-04

david says:


Mel says:
umm david, she is away?

david says:
what do u want mel
to annoy you, is that a problem?

david says:
how come on the from u told adle that u are chatlonging my msn
every time i talk to u

Mel says:
excuse me?

david says:
on the froum
i read it

Mel says:
i dont log my msn conversations david
where?

david says:
i am going for a job
at the newsagncy

Mel says:
hope u dont get it
who in their right mind would employ a faggot like you
notice the duhvid bits have gone? why is there a need to log the conversations any more then?

david says:
i hope i do get a job
and i will make miore money

Mel says:
why?

david says:
than u will ever make

Mel says:
so then you can buy more billabong shirts?
you will make more money than me?
HAHA

david says:
yes

Mel has left the conversation.

david says:
i will make

David says:
in boby pump to i was swating 30kgs

Squishy says:
fly swatting?

Jess says:
lol

David says:
jess do u want boby pump is
?

Jess says:
no. wasn't laughing at you i was laughin at the fly squattin.

Squishy says:
boby pump is when david gives Bobby a pumpin' ;)

Jess says:
oh ok

samantha says:
a wat

Squishy says:
boby pump

samantha says:
yea
i know now

Squishy says:
i think davey's found himself a bobby to pump

David says:


samantha says:
who

Squishy says:
b
o
b
b
y

samantha says:
?

david says:

well isten here
i can do more
waight
than my personal tannier
can do
but u ant ganna belive me
does any boby know what boby pump is
?

david says:

its to hot
its 36c
today

it snowed in lithgow

torrow night
im ganna make my dad scared
by not xoming home intill 1 am

?
hm
2we e

david says:
i am becoimng a docotr

david says:
i am going to get year 12
and
and than im going to study
for 5 years

Squishy says: fark if you're going to be a docotr i aint going to you
i'd end up with the wrong medication :S
cos you cant spell simple words

david says:
dont u like me queen mcmuff

Mel says:
hahaha

Squishy says:
what do you think davey

david says:


Mel says:
and u go to get ur appendix out, n he will discet ur little toe!

david says:
no

Squishy says:
lmfao

david says:



Squishy says:
if you're a docotr you can do...
1
2
3

david says:
fine

Squishy says:
CLEAR
!

david says:
i will go

Squishy says:
dont go
we want to talk to about docotrs

Mel says:
and u will go to have brain surgery, and he will prob sew ya fanny flaps together! lmfao

Squishy says:
lmfao

Mel says:
thinking its an open wound!

Squishy says:
because he's never seen them before cos he a vingin?

Mel says:
yeah!
david ....
are u gonna die a vingin?

david says:
im horny

Mel says:
lmfao

Squishy says:
lmfao

Mel says:
how do u know what horny is?

david says:
when i feel

Mel says:
what exactly is horny?

david says:
to do sumthing
with my ding a ding

Mel says:
are u growing horns on your head like a bull?

Squishy says:
lmfao

-- Edited by squishysquidgy at 22:24, 2004-12-13

david says:
wrok that boby
baby

Squishy says:
no sir

david says:
cos your to fat ?

Squishy says:
no

david says:
yes

Squishy says:
no
because i dont do what pathetic fu ck witts like you tell me to

david says:
fine than
joanna i will block u
4ever
if u call me that

Squishy says:
i havent heard that before davey

david says:
i have big muscles
now
cos of all the time i go to the gym

McMuff says:
Holy fu ck
Get my rat sack
Got to end it quickly

Squishy says:
so if mcmuff sticks a pin in them on the voodoo doll, they'll shrivel up like a balloon does when it's popped?

McMuff says:
Do you have money david?
Hahahahahaha

david says:
i get 174

Squishy says:
he has billabong shirts

david says:
from cerlink
a fornight

McMuff says:
Come back and say you love me when you're on 50 times that amount a week
Then we'll see
It depends how brain damaged I'll be

david says:
i have big muscles
david says:

McMuff says:
Uh huh
You know pillows under t-shirts....they're not real muscles

Squishy says:
or socks in your jocks..its not really your co ck

david says:


McMuff says:
lmfao
Cock sock?

¤BURNING for Revenge¤ says:
so david, aged 17, do u havea job n can buy me nice stuff ?

david says:
i own $700
a fronight
working
at a typer
shop
bige stone

¤BURNING for Revenge¤ says:
...yes, i understand
is that a car ?

david says:
al most

Faery Bunny says:
bridgestone tyres

david says:

i have lots of money
atm

McMuff says:
I love you david
I just remembered
Now

david says:
i have $3000 in the bank

McMuff says:
About the money
David you're so sexy

david says:
i think girlsd
wanna use me for my money

McMuff says:
Well you ain't exactly got any other charms david
Take what you can get

david says:
u deee me have u
i dont think so
u have even no me for a year
u dont know me

McMuff says:
I know enough to know you'd be the last person on earth I'd sit next to

david says:
this 7 night wether now for to today wether a few showers out a bit a top of 19teen

NUTTA says:
nineteenteen hey?

Squishy says:
u get snowed in yet david?

david says:
no
is was snow shower

Squishy says:
u said it was going t o snow
did ya make a snow adele?

david says:
fu ck u
i hat her

Squishy says:
so u could practice rototing her?
u hat her?
do u both wear hats cos u both ugly?

NUTTA says:
dont need a hat
need some kinda helmet thing
with a face cover
and a pink feather
to let all ya fa ggot mates know ya open

Squishy says:
hahaha
bend over david

NUTTA says:
in more than one way to

Squishy says:
david?
u bending?

NUTTA says:
stretching
dont wanna pull a muscle
well
not his own

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david says:
i got a job inview today
i got the job


Squishy says:
where?

McMuff says:
Let me guess
You're selling The Big Issue

david says:
kicthen hand


Squishy says:


Mel:
the kitchen hand one?

david says:
mel siad i would never get it
but i did

i show mel

Mel:
i think thats a load fo sh it, as you DONT have the experience it said needed, why do you lie to us david?

david says:
no
it wasnt that job
it was for a jouior

Squishy says:
jouior?

david says:
i got it

McMuff says:
Once they find out you don't know how to read, cook, write, or wash your hands after you've been to the loo I'm pretty sure you won't have a job

david says:


Squishy says:
is that french?

david says:
there going to teach me
on the job


McMuff says:
To wash your hands?

Squishy says:
they're going to teach you how to give jobs?

david says:
to cook

McMuff says:
Yes, you should learn that
I think you should stick to the basics

david says:
while on the job

McMuff says:
Hand washing, arse wiping

david says:
i know how to do thag

Squishy says:
thag?

McMuff says:
I don't think you do

Mel:
do u have to wipe ya dick david?

McMuff says:
Don't be ashamed
Girls are not attracted to poo smells david
Sorry

david says:


go away queen mcmuff

McMuff says:
Also, try to wear a hair net. No one knows how long ago you washed your hair, if ever

Squishy says:
no i dont want to go away

McMuff says:
The words "Go away" and "Queen" do not fit together

Mel:
what place u working at, so we know not to go there

Squishy says:
you told me you loved me david

McMuff says:
Make sure you get rid of that unsightly pubic hair

Squishy says:
lmfao

Mel:
lmfao

McMuff says:
No one wants to see that while they're eating

david says:
im going to call people who come in the shop
how can i help u sir

Mel:
and make sure u stay out the back, they will be sick if they see you

McMuff says:
LMFAO!

Squishy says:
what if it's a lady, you can't call a lady sir
or she'll hit you and steal your billabong shirts and burn them

OI
DAVEY
rude cu nt



-- Edited by squishysquidgy at 22:42, 2004-12-16

david is back says:
i have to go to bed in a min

McMuff says:
My love!
No!
Stay with me!

Jack says:
ok david i'll tuck you in

david is back says:
no
i have to go to bed in 15 mintues
cos i have to get ready for wrok
i mean
like

McMuff says:
Don't leave me david

david is back says:
cos i hae to get up at 6am

Squishy says:
are you going to meet bob jane?

david is back says:
yes

Squishy says:
your boyfriend?

david is back says:
no
not my bf

Jack says:
and ya have to get ya billabong shirt ready for the police bbq

McMuff says:
David, you're so cruel to me

« WARDER » says:
micky, i think its gone right over his head, and not the one you are aiming for. roflmao

david is back says:
i have to get up
at 6am

Squishy says:
he's gonna pick up the boys at work arent ya david?

david is back says:
i ant stay for to long
i have to get up
at 6am

Squishy says:
at 6am
we know
youve
sald already

Jack says:
you have to fight crime tomorrow david?

david is back says:
no
i have
to fix cars
i have to fix cars

Squishy says:
fix cars?

david is back says:
i m ganna have a busy day torrow

Squishy says:
ur doin tyres dumbsh it

McMuff says:
David, will you fix me?

Jack says:
matchbox cars?

david is back says:
yer i know

McMuff says:
David what if I came to your work?
And dress in your clothes?
Would you notice me?

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